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Jurnal ObeseToBeast123, 02 Sep 23

My sons a turd... I was changing out of my work shirt last night and he says to me dad you got small muscles and a big butt... I turned around and looked at him and said what did you say? Of course like little smart ass he says it again. I looked down and said damn kid I thought I was looking pretty good how many of your friends dads look like this? He laughed and said it again nope your muscles are small SMH! Now today I'm thinking back on it and have like this deja vu feeling that this isnt the first time we have had this exact conversation 🤣hope everyone's enjoying their Saturday cant wait to get my big butt home from work today and have 4 days off. ..

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ROFLMBO!!! So hilarious!!!! This might be a good father-son teaching moment in case at some point he might want to critique a female's anatomy. While our muscles are usually smaller, we usually are a lot meaner and he should know this before he comes to mental and/or physical harm. LOL. I know my butt is too big but my husband would never mention that. He tells everyone that the secret of his happy lengthy marriage is his favorite quote which is, "Yes, Dear!" Enjoy your holiday.  
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: -MorticiaAddams
MorticiaAddams 🤣🤣 your husband's quote is hilarious. thankfully my son wouldn't say this to anyone else he just thinks it's funny to mess with me LOL  
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
Not me scrolling down your journal looking at the said “big butt”🤣🤣🍑 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: yfritz
I could not stop LAUGHING AND LAUGHING!!!! I told hubs “this is the dude that is so physically fit and active with his kids!” And hubs laughed out loud as well. I agree we dont want little dude to say this to a girl or down the road but it was so funny. Thanks so much for giving me that deep belly laugh OTB. Funny little kid. Sounds like Andrews kid has the same funny mindset😂 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: Yearofhealth2023
lmao I love this. children always know how to hits where it hurts it seems 😂 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: Asarver
Ajbusjahn 😂 bro literally all I could think about right after it happend was that story you told about your son calling you fat! I sent him to bed instead of hanging out and watching TV with me and once he was in his room I started cracking up to myself in my room  
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
yfritz hahah 😆 it's so out of character for him is what made it even funnier.  
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
You made me laugh reading this otb123, Nothing wrong with a big butt. 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: buenitabishop
My boys preferred me to have my big butt when they were little. Made for a great hill to drive their trucks and tractors on while watching movies in bed 😂. Now my middle son likes “thick” girls. Maybe they let him drive his tractors on their butts too lol. I needed this good laugh today! Kids say the funniest things 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: Cass393
😂😂😂😂 kids have no remorse. 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: anaplaca
Yearofhealth2023 🤣🤣I'm happy I gave you both a good laugh 🤣🤣 I caught myself laughing out loud to myself while driving around at work today multiple times as I replayed this in my head  
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
Asarver hahaha so true 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
buenitabishop haha glad you got a good laugh from it I did as well 😁 have good weekend  
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
Funny! 😂 Have a great weekend! 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: StormsGirl
For me it’s my moobs. More I lose the less they seem to bother me. Lol 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: chicago ken
Ken Robson Chicago hang in there 🙂 I had moobs most of my life and was always wearing sweatshirts baggy clothes or doubled up t-shirts to hide them 🤦‍♂️ even now I almost never have my shirt off around people after years of being self conscious.  
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
Obease to beast I just need to do so weight training and turn fat to muscle💪🏻 
02 Sep 23 oleh anggota: chicago ken
Cass393 I'm dying laughing reading uour comment 🤣  
03 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
anaplaca haha so true 
03 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123
StormsGirl 🤣 you too! 
03 Sep 23 oleh anggota: ObeseToBeast123

     
 

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